Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the dole
office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I
sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and, finding it
classified as unskilled labour, he gave him 80 Euro a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel
fitter."Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick 160 Euro
a week.When Paddy found out he was furious.
He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and
co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The Clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel
fitters are skilled labour."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy.
"I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs, and then Mick puts 'em over his head and says:
"Yep, diesel fitter."
Do I get a star for this??? :-)
2007-10-04 07:11:01 · 18 answers · asked by DJJD 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! I actually had to read that twice before I got it so you warrant a star.
P.S. Slap your friend for making my dad yell at me for almost spitting tea on the laptop!
2007-10-04 07:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes I love very much in getting emails from my contacts and friends. But you see at times I go lazy in replying to their messages in emails. I don't know why.
2016-04-07 03:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok, bt not gd enuf 4 a star
2007-10-04 09:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to take a star away from you.
2007-10-04 07:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHa You've got a star.
2007-10-04 07:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll stretch a point and give you a star!
2007-10-04 08:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by Ian M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a good laugh.
2007-10-04 11:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half a star!!
2007-10-04 07:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by claire t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 *s that was cute
2007-10-04 07:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by sexceeladie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle.
2007-10-04 07:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋