a boy is pulling an overloaded wagon down the sidewalk, after every couple steps, the rear left wheel would fall off of the wagon, and every time the boy would yell "god damn it!", walk back to the corner, pick up the wagon, and reattach the wheel. As he approached a church, the priest approached him and warned him about saying such evil things.
The priest suggested that instead of cursing the wagon wheel, that he might use jesus's example. he said "next time the wheel falls off, try saying *god bless it* instead. so the boy agreed, and continued on his way, he didn't get but four steps away, and the wheel fell off again...the boy, obviously very angry yells "GOD bless it" just then the wagon pops up, the wheel reattaches itself to the wagon, and it lowers to the pavement....
The priests eyes wide with disbelief mutters "god damn"....
2007-10-04 05:56:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
my last one...
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2007-10-04 05:57:43 · update #1
thanks for the improved punchline....
2007-10-04 09:00:00 · update #2
Lol-nice :-)
2007-10-04 08:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right to me.
2007-10-04 06:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gotta give it up for that one
Keep 'em coming
2007-10-04 05:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a better punchline might be "holy shat"
2007-10-04 06:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that is stupid.
2007-10-04 05:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i'm speechless ....
2007-10-04 05:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by mega_mover 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋