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3 a.m. vomit scraps.

2007-10-04 11:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by ObscureB 4 · 1 0

Yes... Of course this isn't a meal for you. There is most certainly a better breakfast: Buy yourself a big bag of bird seeds, drive to your nearest park, walk out in an open field, take your pants off, grab a whole handful of seeds, shove as many as you can inside of your butt( be careful, don't drop any) bend over, and let nature have some F***ing Breakfast.

2007-10-04 10:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Here's something better....

"Granny Crabtree's Crunchy Toe Cornchip Cuacamole Dip"

and a Near Beer....Just ask Marla..she had some on our front porch!

2007-10-04 19:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 0 0

chili cheese frittos and a mountain dew

2007-10-04 05:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mitch 3 · 1 0

Full English breakfast!

Bacon, eggs, beans sausages and a side order of your choice. Tea or orange juice goes great with it as well.

However they don't nickname such meals as 'heart attack on a plate' for nothing so do it only on occasion just to avoid problems.

2007-10-04 05:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1 0

I usually drink some pond water and whatever dead animal I can find along the road on my way to work. On weekends you can leisurely drive around until you find a FRESH roadkill. I've been on a steady diet of armadillo lately and it's been hell on my lower GI tract.

2007-10-04 07:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

only chili cheese fries and a mountain dew

2007-10-04 06:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ronni 6 · 1 0

I do oatmeal and milk ~ ~ ~ save the Frito's and Coke for lunch.

2007-10-04 05:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only Flaming hot Cheetos with milk.I think healthy....

2007-10-04 06:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1 0

I like cheetoes and a fanta orange pop anytime; but your's sounds awfully good too....

2007-10-04 06:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2 0

chili-cheese fritos, diet coke and ultrastooge...yummy

2007-10-04 05:54:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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