My wife told me I had to give up drinking beer. She said it was too expensive.
Then, I noticed that she'd spent $65 on makeup last week.
So I asked her why I had to give up stuff, but she didn't?
She said she needed that makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her "that's what the beer's for too".
She's not coming back, is she?
2007-10-04 05:27:55 · 31 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You really should have asked this question in Women's studies or Marriage and Divorce- you would have gotten better responses there.
LOL
2007-10-04 05:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably not.
I saw a weird funeral procession the other day.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 other men walking single file.
I was so curious that I approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
I asked him what happened to her?
He replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
I asked about the second hearse?
He answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
I then asked,
"Can I borrow the dog?"
He told me to "Get in line."
2007-10-04 12:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Doubt it... Go bar-hopping and drink until someone looks good enough to replace the one before her. Do not barn-hop unless u wanna get slapped with charges for beatiality.
2007-10-04 12:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of something with my g/f...
After her shower, she was complaining that her breasts were too small. I was trying to be helpful, so I suggested that she rub toilet paper between them, and over time they would grow. About 5 mins. later, she asked why the hell I thought that would help, so I politely responded that it worked for her butt...
Ah yes...humor in R&S...gotta love it.
2007-10-04 12:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope...but at least you can spend more money on beer now that her make up won't cost you.
2007-10-04 12:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by Indeedy 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jack ----you bad !
You nut ---enjoy your pretty wife -perhaps a single red rose would help . LOL
2007-10-04 13:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Bemo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a spiritual point of view I hope she doesn't. I know you were just trying to be funny... I have never seen makeup destroy a person or their relationships. I have seen this with alcohol...
2007-10-04 12:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Love it
2007-10-04 13:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-10-04 12:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not unless you've got a diamond tennis bracelet for her.
2007-10-04 12:37:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋