Hmmmmm?
2007-10-04 04:05:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yoda - I'd respond, but you were probably just struck down by a lightning charged roundhouse.
Tawaen - I'm pretty sure that's just wrong. And borderline adult content.
2007-10-04 04:14:32 · update #1
Yes.
If God exists then he's more powerful than Chuck Norris.
Nothing is more powerful than Chuck Norris.
Therefore, God doesn't exist.
Q.E.D.
2007-10-04 04:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Now that I think about it, I guess not, since Chuck Norris inspires people to worship Chuck Norris. So, technically, atheism should be impossible because of Chuck Norris. You are semi-correct. I think.
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2007-10-04 05:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
2007-10-04 04:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Easily. Most of the Chuck Norris jokes are silly at best.
Some are pretty funny though.
2007-10-04 04:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Atheists are just folks that Chuck hasn't met yet. ;)
2007-10-04 06:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mike H. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Chuck.
But the FSM tastes better...
2007-10-04 04:09:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes, but if the Rock were to begin evangelizing, I'd have to take another look ;)
2007-10-04 04:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, Chuck Norris is God
2007-10-04 04:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by KerryK 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure. Chuck Norris isn't God; he's bigger than God
2007-10-04 04:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋