the doctor asked how long i,d been a cowboy, and i said, for about a YEEAAAR HA!
2007-10-04 03:34:31 · 12 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I applied for a job in a mental institution and they said I need at least 24 hours experience with a retard. So I was wondering, could I hang about with you tomorrow?
2007-10-04 03:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by livinfortheweekend2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Went to the doctor the other day with a strawberry stuck in my a rse
The doctor said "don't worry - I've got some cream for that!"
2007-10-04 03:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hope somebody finds it funny!
A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?" Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?" Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands. He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand... The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?" The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."
2007-10-04 03:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Viva Life 2 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Saw the Doctor this morning, he said, "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news"
"What's the good news?", I asked.
"You've got 24 hours to live", he replied.
"Bloody hell" says I, "What's the BAD news then?"
"I meant to tell you yesterday", says he!
2007-10-04 03:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Doctor, doctor, every time I go to the toilet it comes out in chips"
"Have you tried lifting up your string vest?"
2007-10-04 06:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kind of joke very funny.
2007-10-04 12:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's been lonely on the saddle since my horse died." - The Gong Show
2007-10-04 04:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by enn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear me.
2007-10-04 07:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think its funny....i like it
2007-10-04 05:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Ali K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
not funny.
2007-10-04 03:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋