Husband Calls the Maid?

Question

Husband calls home and the maid answers the phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend."
So, he says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and shoot them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok.", 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"

Please star if u like it

Answer 1

Ouch ***

Answer 2

Heard b4 yet Love to hear it any no. of times. STAR. One for u.....u may not like it perhaps, but could only recall this one.....
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's p***s is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's p**** is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during s.e.x.. After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's p**** is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ***ual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, Iraq decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Iraqi study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's p**** is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

Do maids really listen to what you say?

Answer 5

Hahahahhahaaaaa, nice one, pmsl here

Answer 6

Hahaha good one, thx

Answer 7

Lol....stoopid!!!

Answer 8

yep, darn phone company.

Answer 9

hehe

Answer 10

hahahahaha

Answer 11

hahah lol