that he plans on racing next season, but when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust.
The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because she won't be able to race, so he calls the vet. The vet tells him to tie a bed sheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So that day, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly is nowhere to be found. The farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm, and sees the neighbor's kid out by their barn.
"Hey young man," the farmer calls, "did you see a filly run by with a bed sheet tied around her rump?"
The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her ****."
2007-10-03 22:09:38 · 4 answers · asked by Samuel D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Better two fillies for racing, than one.
Believe it or not, there are stories going around the racetracks about mares being pregnant and running in races.
2007-10-03 22:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a bedsheet toa handkerchief 8/10
2007-10-04 00:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
relies upon on while you're fancy names or hassle-free names even nevertheless it type of feels your are like me;hassle-free. btw luv the momma! I certainly have a palo QH mare named Moet's candy Chandon. My grandpa named her after some alchololic drink her coloration resembled. in case you have a horseisle account then ask them they are rather imaginative! If not, make an account its a relaxing pastime! listed right here are my call possibilities: Ginger GingerSnap Hershey daybreak faith Bay on the Moon (according to threat translated right into a various language?) Juniper
2016-10-06 02:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't stop a good stud!!!
2007-10-03 22:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋