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A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer), told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

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2007-10-03 21:59:49 · 9 answers · asked by Raj 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Yeah , I'd like to see Mom explain that , too ....hee hee .

2007-10-03 22:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0 0

well you must board very early because there is no assigned seating (two ladies were calling each other a ***** because they wanted the same seat). Drinks, you only get like 1/4 a cup so bring something of your own, and they only give you a small bag of mini pretzels, no entertainment in the cabin, but the flight attendants are humorous. We once landed in Austin quite roughly i thought the landing had broken off, and the stewardess was telling a few jokes and another time a steward was singing a song for the little toddies on board because the flight was called back for the brakes to be changed, which by the way took .5 an hour.Don't get me wrong, they are good, just make sure you bring a book, some drinks, and a sandwich and board early, you don't want to be caught in a SWA 737-700 brawl now would you?!

2016-05-20 08:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Touche 9/10

2007-10-04 00:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-03 22:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

lol

2007-10-04 00:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by ttt 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-10-03 22:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

lol

2007-10-03 22:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well they all fly.
birds
bees
planes
lol

2007-10-03 22:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

Best one! (**)

2007-10-03 22:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 2 0

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