and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs and throws a pillow at him and shouts "get out". A littlle while later johnnys dad hears a commotion from johnnys bedroom he rushes into see johnny sh**ging his gran, his dad gasps in horror and johnny just looks at him and says "its not so funny when its your mum is it ?"
2007-10-03 21:47:53 · 23 answers · asked by lorrilou 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol (**)
2007-10-03 21:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those 2 are my favs Little April became no longer the suitable student in Sunday college. She tended to nod off each and all the time sometime the instructor stated as on her mutually as she became sound asleep, "tell me, April, who created the universe?" and he or she became snoozing and did no longer hear her so little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair at the back of her poked her with a pen and he or she wakened and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!" and the instructor suggested, "very stable" and and he or she fell decrease back to sleep returned. a mutually as later the instructor asked April, "who's gods son," and returned Johnny got here to the rescue and poked her returned. ’JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the instructor suggested, "very stable," and April fell decrease back to sleep. Then the instructor asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third baby?" And returned, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "in case you STICK THAT ******* component IN ME one extra TIME, I’LL ruin IT IN a million/2 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ***!" the instructor fainted Little Johnny asks his dad, is god a guy or a females and then he says the two then he asks his dad is god black or white and he says the two, then he asks his dad is god Michael Jackson?
2016-10-10 06:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That naughty Johnny. lol. Star
2007-10-04 07:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - Laugh Out Loud
2007-10-03 21:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 21:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW that was good 10/10
2007-10-04 00:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fraking awsome i got kick ed out of a meeting because i couldnt stop laughing
2007-10-04 04:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by bear 56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
Gosh people. Close and lock your doors when you're doing it! Especially if kids are in the house -_-
2007-10-04 14:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the best ones I have heard on here!
2007-10-03 21:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by brummie73s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diz iz funni
2007-10-04 01:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Sanny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good mother fkn joke lol
2007-10-04 02:10:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋