A pregnant woman standing in line at the bank
is shot in the stomach during a holdup. Rushed
to the hospital, the doctors save her life but
do not want to remove the bullets. They tell
her the bullets will come out through normal bodily
functions. Months later she delivers triplets, two
girls and a boy. Thirteen years later one girl runs
crying to her mother that something metallic has dropped
from her into the toilet. The mother explains that it's
a bullet and relates the whole story. A week later the
other daughter comes crying with the same story and, again,
the mother says it's a bullet and explains the story. A
week later the boy comes running and crying. His mother asks,
"Did something fall into the toilet?" "Heck no!", he says.
"I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"
2007-10-03 21:43:24 · 8 answers · asked by unity 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very good and classic i loved it!!!!
2007-10-03 21:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Different 9/10
2007-10-04 07:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 04:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As alweays irreverent but funny!
2007-10-04 10:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by chrisvoulg1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2007-10-04 11:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by in_L-O-V-E_w/daniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmao
2007-10-04 04:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2007-10-04 08:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! (**)
2007-10-04 04:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋