A man forgot his wedding anniversary. His angry wife demanded: ”Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds!“
Next morning wife found a parcel in the driveway containing a new bathroom scale…His funeral will be held on Friday!!
Little boy asks his spinster aunt: ”Why have you never married?“ she replied: ”because I have a parrot, a dog and a cat. They are just like a man, the parrot swe**s like a man, the dog f**ts continuously like a man and the cat str**s at night , like a man!“
As I grow older my body becomes like an old motorcar: every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Wife is heavily pregnant and in hospital to give birth. An anxious husband is watching cricket whilst awaiting news from the hospital. Eventually he could not wait any longer and called the hospital to find out about his wife, but….
2007-10-03 21:34:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
…..he accidentally dialed the cricket stadium. When the phone was answered he asked: ”How are things“ and was told: “fine, 3 were out by tea break, in total 7 were out by lunch time, the last one out was a duck!“ The husband fainted.
2007-10-03 21:34:19 · update #1
crap
oops
sorry
2007-10-04 01:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked most 8/10
2007-10-04 00:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one and the last one
2007-10-04 01:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!! this is a impressive shaggy dog tale.!!! 10/10 Chris.!!! Cheers mate, for the hangover have what we call a "Regmaker " this is yet another drink to restoration the hangover, lol.!!!
2016-10-06 02:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H aha ha very good have a star
2007-10-03 22:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 21:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming, your a star! In fact why not have a star!!
2007-10-04 00:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by speedboat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny the rest were only ok ....x
2007-10-03 21:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by lorrilou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 1st one :)
2007-10-03 21:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-03 21:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like all those
2007-10-03 21:43:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋