TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
1. Guinness.
2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
4. Pubs never close.
2007-10-03 21:23:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
6. No one can ever remember the night before.
7. Kill people you don't agree with.
8. Stew.
9. More Guinness.
10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH
1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?
2007-10-03 21:24:22 · update #1
This is enough to make me glad to be Danish!
2007-10-03 21:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Very funny! Witty and clever!!
But I'm surprised the Irish could actually count to 10.
Have a *star*.
2007-10-03 21:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's lmao 10/10 x
2016-04-07 03:15:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh Out Loud - True
2007-10-03 22:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one have a star.
2007-10-03 22:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never before have I found such solice and pride in my nationality, my chest swells.
Oh wait, I'm half welsh.
Pass me that sheep, I'll drown me sorrows
2007-10-03 21:30:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
no joke..... give us 10 reasons for being Welsh
2007-10-03 21:39:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FFFFFFFFFUNNY 7/10
2007-10-04 00:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting joke! lol!
2007-10-03 21:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are really mad but mostly true apart from a wash once a week and underwear
2007-10-04 04:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋