Ashley, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.
Her friend, Susan, never saw Ashley looking so sad. "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?"
Ashley said, "Cause I just can't get a man."
Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Ashley said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Ashley replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man."
Ashley answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
2007-10-03 21:01:42 · 5 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny I'll star it so my friends can see thanks for the jokes I like short and sweet jokes bring it on if you have more.
2007-10-04 08:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even a smile cracker, soooo silly!
2007-10-04 04:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there may be a giggle inside me, but is sure isn't coming out on that joke.
Sorry
2007-10-04 04:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by lea n jase 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good blonde joke...make her blonde.
2007-10-04 04:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOL!!!!!!!! Hahahaha, This was good!
2007-10-05 03:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Wade C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋