It's the Spring of 1957 and Paddy goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Ciara's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Paddy.
Ciara's father asks Paddy what they're planning to do. Paddy replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Ciara's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and sc**w? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Paddy, so he asks Ciara's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Ciara's father, "Ciara really likes to sc**w; she'll sc**w all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Paddy's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Ciara comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation,
2007-10-03 20:47:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Paddy escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Ciara rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"
2007-10-03 20:47:51 · update #1
Thanks for the joke. Just what I needed this morning.
2007-10-03 21:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 02:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-03 20:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a bit twisted to me lol
2007-10-03 20:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mike D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very good for an early thursday morning ha ha ha have a star
2007-10-03 20:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, very good, shame you gave the punchline away in the title though!
2007-10-04 00:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good haven't heard that one before.
2007-10-03 20:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by doris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!! good one
dad trying to get her in trouble. hahahahaha
2007-10-03 20:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn´t expect that.
2007-10-03 20:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. quite funny
2007-10-03 20:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by Claude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-03 22:51:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋