What's the verdict on these rules III?

Question

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
• Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

• Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

• ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
-Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
-Pumpkin is also a fruit.
-We have no idea what mauve is.

• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

• If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
– Sex,
– Sport, or
– Cars

• You have enough clothes

• You have too many shoes

• I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Answer 1

Verdict: True, beyond reasonable doubt.

The ruling must be promulgated asap. And maybe you should now work on the "Implementing Rules and Regulations" so that the female species can be sufficiently advised, and be guided about consequences when there is any infraction.

Answer 2

"So let me get this straight: science is not determined in a court of law, UNLESS of course, it's Kitzmiller vs. Dover, then it's perfectly fine for the court to decide what's scientific and what isn't? Can you say "double standard"?" Actually, Kitzmiller vs Dover was about whether intelligent design had any sort of scientific backing or if it was just rebranded creationism, and whether it was legal to teach it in schools. There's no double standard here as it was purely a legal matter that was dealt with - is teaching intelligent design in public schools legal. The fact that it exposed intelligent design as simple rebranding of creationism is just an added bonus.

Answer 3

This is true also we can not be blamed if you do not look to see if the toilet seat is down

fine is a perfectly viable answer to "how was your day"

salad is not meal it is barely a side really it should only be used as a topping like on a sandwich or burger

spending the weekend watching football is not a waste of time

Answer 4

so what exactly is your question? unfortunately i already know all these things. i had a husband. yes,HAD a husband. i guess i'm still holding out for the guy who actually thinks that i AM worth the hassle. i know there are some unselfish ones out there. i have not givin up hope. and you can never have enough shoes. look at it like this. a girls obsession with shoes is like a guys obsession with the size of his ****. do you understand better now?

Answer 5

MY FINAL verdict is that WE MEN are all INNOCENT of the accusations always labelled upon us by the opposite sex.

Thus EXONERATED, Let us ALL proceed to the pub and CELEBRATE!! Drinks are to be paid by the WIVES/ GIRLFRIENDS who lost this case! hEAR! HEAR!

Answer 6

I have to say that is a good one and pretty much truthful of all guys.

Answer 7

lol i love those so much hahah

Answer 8

zzz... don't forget to drink your beer before you sleep... hmmm... beer... zzz...

Answer 9

this TAKES THE CAKE!!!!
yeah ....