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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
• Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

• ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

• A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

• If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
-Not both
-If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

2007-10-03 20:01:12 · 5 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

yEAH!! We, Warriors of the House, affix our noble signatures on these RULES!

LET NO GIRL DISOBEY THEM! ELSE.....
WE MEN WILL ALL GO FISHING!!!

2007-10-03 22:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 1 0

Verdict : True, beyond any shred of doubt.

2007-10-08 01:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 0 0

On this one I believe I will cop a plea.

2007-10-04 04:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1 0

haha nice analysis
keep coming.....

2007-10-04 03:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1 0

all so true hahahah :)

2007-10-04 03:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1 0

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