We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
• Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
• ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
• A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
-Not both
-If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
2007-10-03
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