Last night I was contacted to go to the library and look for a certain book. When I got to the library I was appalled to find this book in the fiction section. I immediately went over to the librarian with the book and asked "how can this book not be considered nonfiction?" The book was entitle "The Cat in the Hat." She told me that it is not real. I said that it was. I told her how the Cat in the Hat telepathically contacted me the previous night and told me that he was real and that he lived a million light years away. He told me that he contacted Dr. Seuss telepathically about this event in his life and that is where he came up with the story, whether he realized it or not. I told her that if she could not prove me wrong that it had to be true. She told me that I was crazy.
2007-10-03 19:39:09 · 17 answers · asked by ML 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Interesting FACTS about Dr. Suess:
Horton Hears a Who is based of an acid trip Dr. Suess had at Woodstock when he heard The Who play Magic Bus
Dr. Suess claimed his medical specialty was Phlebotomy
Green Eggs and Ham was created after he was involved in a disturbing incident at Denny's
2007-10-03 19:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can be angry all you want but the librarian is right. THE CAT IN THE HAT IS FICTION. If this is not a joke, you need help.
2007-10-03 19:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by theory75 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean that you're going to start a Cat in the Hat Religion?
2007-10-03 20:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They felt sorry for you and did not want to call the authorities. But really--I know that you were just messing with the librarian's mind. Here is one that drove my children wild. If we agree on two things= My thumb is the center of the universe. My thumb never moves. Then I would wave my thumb around and say "See-everything is moving, including you."
2016-05-20 07:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say you have no right to be angry. Just because you think it is true, and have every right to, doesn't mean the library has to put your book in the non-fiction section. They have the right to think you crazy. :-)
2007-10-03 19:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Zaarix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But the Cat didn't die for your sins, did he? Neither was there a testimony of his sacrifice recorded in 5000+ Greek papyrii whose content has lasted for over two thousand years..
2007-10-03 20:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by w2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was right.
BTW therez no comparison between a Dr. Seuss book and the Holy Bible - neither by author nor by content.
2007-10-03 19:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I went in my room and said Jesus I am a sinner.I believe You died on the cross.Please forgive my sins.Come into my heart.And Jesus filled me with peace and love.It was real.No religion crap.No imagination.Real as real can be.I yelled Jesus saved me.and I have been following Him ever since.
2007-10-03 19:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just start your own library. And then expand it into a museum (and a museum gift shop).
No need to thank me. 10% of the profits will do.
2007-10-03 19:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by Surely Funke 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this pertains to a religious or spiritual concept how??? Oh...right...I get it. You're an Atheist taking another lame and mindlessly illogical jab at people who believe in God! ... Okie-dokie...got it!
2007-10-03 19:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋