The Flying Spaghetti Monster will forgive you ONLY if you prepare for her (or him) a fabulous pasta dinner with plenty of sauce and meatballs.
Why am I still awake? Why does the FSM curse me with insomnia? What have I done to deserve this, oh great Noodly Master? Tell me!!
Yogi's response reminds me of Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner.
Nottingham (to Robin): I'M GUNNA CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!
Guy of Gisbourne: But why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or a sword?
Nottingham (to Guy): Because it's dull, you twit, it'll HURT MORE!
2007-10-03 18:17:03
·
answer #1
·
answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7
·
8⤊
0⤋
Gods are supposedly easy in forgiving people, it is the humans that are difficult to forgive. So you must ask directly the person having the Birthday.
Happy Birthday Trinity!
2007-10-04 03:01:10
·
answer #2
·
answered by ? 6
·
3⤊
0⤋
the gods and goddesses forgive you, I hope they forgive me too! Happy Birthday Trinity!!!
I have been out of touch a bit, too many students and no time, but that's no excuse in the eyes of the deities.
I prostrate myself before them and you Trinity. Have B,day, I hope you got everything you wanted and something unexpected and wonderful that made you gasp in delight!
All blessings always, in the fellowships we share!!!!
Lady Morgana
2007-10-04 03:42:55
·
answer #3
·
answered by Lady Morgana 7
·
1⤊
0⤋
Send her the Matrix movie trilogy. Those 3 films have a character named Trinity in them and there are 3 of these films. :)
2007-10-03 18:37:04
·
answer #4
·
answered by zeroartmac 7
·
2⤊
0⤋
Yeah... thrix... that's 3 right? Man that dude is clever... and Trinity in the Matrix is hawt. Forget the movie.. but if you have her tied up at your place can I come around later?
2007-10-03 18:52:55
·
answer #5
·
answered by Icy Gazpacho 6
·
1⤊
0⤋
I can't speak for the gods, but a friend is always quick to forgive.......an hour and seven minutes?? That isn't forgetting...it's just considered being fashionably late! LOL Besides, fresh-baked cookies are well worth the wait! :)))
(((Thrice)))
2007-10-03 18:21:06
·
answer #6
·
answered by beano™ 6
·
5⤊
0⤋
well I missed it again. I always miss every thing,
are there any of those cookies left?
OH by the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRINITY.
2007-10-04 12:36:10
·
answer #7
·
answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7
·
1⤊
0⤋
In order to REpent you must first PENT. Pent first and only THEN may you REpent. Remember Eris rules. ALL hail Eris! ALL hail discordia! ALL hail yeah!
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-10-04 02:00:30
·
answer #8
·
answered by Raji the Green Witch 7
·
2⤊
0⤋
My dear, you forget--you are yourself a Goddess! No forgiveness needed, and a very happy birthday to your friend!
2007-10-03 18:45:23
·
answer #9
·
answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6
·
6⤊
0⤋
Yes.
2007-10-03 18:24:44
·
answer #10
·
answered by bobanalyst 6
·
0⤊
0⤋