"Doctor, doctor, how is that kid who swallowed a dime?"
"Well, no change yet."
"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog."
"How long has this been going on?"
"Ever since I was a puppy."
"Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with my wife?"
"I'm afraid her mind is gone."
"Well, I'm not surprised. She has given me a piece of it every day for 20 years."
"Doctor, doctor, when I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye."
"Well, take the spoon out of the cup."
2007-10-03 16:34:25 · 10 answers · asked by Howard H 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that last one made me laugh like hell the others are pretty funny
2007-10-03 16:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, they're very humorous jokes! i do no longer likely have a wide-unfold. right here is a few extra scientific expert, scientific expert jokes: affected person: scientific expert, scientific expert, i've got faith like a pair of curtains. scientific expert: Pull your self at the same time! affected person: scientific expert, scientific expert, i've got faith like a bridge. scientific expert: i ask your self whats come over you. Have a *celebrity*!
2016-10-10 06:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doctor, doctor, when the cast is removed from my arm,
will be able to play piano?
-i don't see why not?-
good, because i've never played before
doctor, doctor, i don't think my birth control pills are working
-well, how can you be certain?-
because everytime i take one
it slides back out
2007-10-03 16:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
2007-10-03 17:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sir 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
i would give 10 stars but i can only give it 5
2007-10-03 17:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by tennispro9710 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the coffee one best...reminds me of my own expierence ;-). peace on earth
2007-10-03 17:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sad - I think that you are going from bad to nurse.
(Bud-bum-ching!)
2007-10-03 16:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah all were good ones specially coffee one,i actually spilled mine while reading it!!!!!
2007-10-03 17:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are really cute!!
2007-10-03 18:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by xSublimeSorrowx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-10-03 16:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋