One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
2007-10-03 16:27:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one there...here got 1 for you ...
Upon boarding, safety announcement:
"Welcome aboard FlightMH xxxx. Please put on your seat belt by inserting the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt. If you don't know how to operate one, you shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.'
'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child...pick your favorite.'
'Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children ... or other adults acting like children.'
'In the event of an emergency landing, your seat cushions will act as cushion against impact; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'
2007-10-03 19:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats fricken awesome!
2007-10-03 18:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny STAR STAR
2007-10-03 16:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard variations on this one a few times before....but I like it!
2007-10-03 16:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good sweet friend.....thumbs up and A STAR!
2007-10-03 16:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-10-03 19:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine&smiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY VERY `Good DC` any more like that & youl be catching up to Chucky`` ha ha ha`??
2007-10-04 09:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats gotta suxs nice joke lol
2007-10-03 16:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well my dad told me this joke but it included a chinese guy, George Bush, an Indian guy, and the Indian guy's son.....
2007-10-03 17:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for this one that was the best reall y good
2007-10-08 10:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋