Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight".
At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story.
2007-10-03 15:36:44 · 16 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army".
2007-10-03 15:37:01 · update #1
LMAO!!!! wooowww. now that's funny. i've never heard that one before, haha. poor johnny is traumatized for life. what a family :)
2007-10-03 15:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That joke was flippin sweet, and COMPLETELY accurate of what generally happens during divorce in this age and time. I loved that joke. Plus, if Barbie has kids Ken now gets the honor of paying Child Support!
2016-05-20 04:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I love little johnny jokes. They're always worth a chuckle.
I haven't heard this one before either.
2007-10-03 16:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Alone within me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick chuckle... heard it before.
The novelty still hasn't worn off though.
Thumbs up.
2007-10-03 15:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Heres my favorite:
kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose, gently touched by the morning dew."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
2007-10-03 15:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An oldie, but a goodie. You get a star.
2007-10-03 16:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny, i bet she wished he told her the whole story before supper time.
2007-10-03 15:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by wna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao serves both of the parents right! and i haven't heard of it,
i guess im not as old as i thought i was ;)
2007-10-03 16:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I hadn't heard it before and thought it was cute.
2007-10-03 15:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW...lol..thats funny
2007-10-03 15:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by superqueenbee34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋