A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”
“Sorry. I didn’t realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much,” the passenger says.
“It’s not your fault,” replies the cabbie. “Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse.”
2007-10-03 13:18:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha,yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes...you are a genius
2007-10-03 13:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very, Very, Very
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Thanks slo...I needed that laugh!!!
nfdâ¥
2007-10-03 15:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good job! that was ACTUALLY funny!
: D
2007-10-03 13:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. that was funny!
2007-10-03 13:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by *Shayla* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure I appreciated it as much as Princess, but I chuckled.
2007-10-03 13:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny!
2007-10-03 13:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2007-10-03 18:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by Kay3535 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.funny.
2007-10-03 13:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by datcoloricanmami69 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋