A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
2007-10-03 12:09:29 · 5 answers · asked by treving 42 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Addition:
Well spotted Hefinator - blind and numerically dyslexic,aint life a biatch!
2007-10-03 12:52:24 · update #1
Even funnier once you realize that the first blond man only mentions four blonds --
1-- himself
2 -- 400 lb. wrestler
3 -- bouncer
4 -- man on his left
Interesting, ain't it?
2007-10-03 12:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by herfinator 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hiya x maybe the 5th blonde was the blind man! x lol x
2007-10-03 18:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by orac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 12:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-03 20:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.thas messed up in so many waysz!!!
oh god!
2007-10-03 12:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by datcoloricanmami69 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋