Ernie, a man in his 80's struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "where do you think you're going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the Doctor."
"Why, are you sick?"
"Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts to get out of her rocking chair and begins to put on her coat.
Ernie says, "Where the hell are you going?"
"I'm going to the Doctor, too."
"Why, what do you need?" Ernie asks.
"Well, if you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot." said the wife.
2007-10-03 11:08:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAOSHISMS Another great one from the Mistress of Mirth. Thank You Very Very Much For The Laugh
2007-10-04 06:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dude that was awesome seriously I am cracking up! Man that was funny!!! Best joke I've heard in awhile. You are sooo getting a star!!
2016-05-20 01:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaa, same the world over pmsl.
2007-10-03 12:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 11:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah V good ha ha ha have a star
2007-10-03 11:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a woman with a head on her shoulders !! hahahahahahaha!!
2007-10-03 11:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... that's funny... But I can see an old couple saying that...
2007-10-03 11:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Do you think it will drop off if it's too rusty??!!
:-)))
2007-10-04 11:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you are on a roll sweetie! this one is funny! :-D
2007-10-03 11:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-03 20:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋