ok, this is a diffrent blonde one you have probably never heard of.
There was a blonde and a lawyer ona plane, the lawyer asks the blonde, "do you want to play a game" and the blonde says "no" and goes to sleep, later the lawyer asks the blonde again if she wants to play a game, though this time he adds, " I'll ask a question, if you don't know, you give me 5$, then you ask me a question, if I get it wrong, I will give you 500$" so the blonde plays the game. The lawyer then asks, how many miles from the sun till the Earth, the blonde doesn't know, so she reachess into her purse and pulses out a 5$ bill and hands it to him, then the blonde asks, what goes up a hill, with 3 legs and down with 2. The lawyer looks it up on his laptop, calls his buddy and his work. Finally he gives her 500$. When they are getting off the plane, the lawyer asks, so what does go up a hill and down with 3 and down with 2. The reaches into her purse and pulls out a 5$ bill and hands it to the lawyer
2007-10-03 10:44:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey, good one! :-D i give you star! *!
2007-10-03 11:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul idea to play UNO with mexicans? because they are going to continuously scouse borrow your eco-friendly-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. who's utilizing? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a relatives of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? because all of us that would want to run, bounce and swim is already right here.
2016-10-20 04:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-10-03 11:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by super_mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 10:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it 1ce but u still get star
2007-10-03 11:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one
2007-10-03 11:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by missmaya417 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to think about that for asecond,very funny
2007-10-03 11:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's HILARIOUS. Thank you!
2007-10-03 12:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHA!!!!
I HEARD IT!!!
I BEAT U!!!
EVEN THOUGH WHEN I HEARD IT IT WAS A LITTLE LONGER!!!
2007-10-03 11:44:17 · answer #9 · answered by ♪Sparkles and Cats♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious.
2007-10-03 10:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋