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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the diffeence between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the Irish defination for each, is listed below......

GUTS:- is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning or flying somewhere?"

BALLS:- is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer; lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the backside and having the balls to say: "You're next!"

I hope this clears up the confusion of the subject.

2007-10-03 10:37:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

LMSUIAO Thats one that made me Chortle loudly LOL Thank's for the laugh

2007-10-04 06:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0 0

Excellent

2007-10-04 06:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Having guts is not being afraid of being pummeled in the guts. And having balls is actually being brave enough to use your balls.
Gotcha.

2007-10-03 10:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0 0

Yes

2007-10-03 10:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by Old School 6 · 0 0

A distinction definitely needed to be drawn on these two terms. Thank goodness you're here to enlighten me =)

2007-10-03 15:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by Tre 3 · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2016-05-20 01:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

guts are what men drop when theyve eaten and balls what they drop continually cos to lazy to pin em up

2007-10-03 10:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0 0

i know that if you get kicked in the balls it feels like your guts are coming out!!

2007-10-03 10:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by spynonu1968 2 · 1 0

Lmafo nice

2007-10-03 10:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by zlj_107 2 · 0 0

Very funny hahahaha

2007-10-03 11:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0 0

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