Walking through the woods, Smila comes up to another man, hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this, he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."said Smila
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, ok, says Smila, so he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree.
With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet & car keys, then strips him naked & leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover, Jim Jnr., strolls by, sees Smila handcuffed to the tree, stark naked and asked, "What the hell happened to you?
Smila tells Jim the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, Jim shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "Sweetie, this just isn't your day!"
2007-10-03 10:31:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'absteal' ... blocked!!
2007-10-03 12:30:36 · update #1
LMSUIAOSFHISMS Well SWEETIE was it as good for him as it was for me MWUAH there is one thing that I should say is now I know why they say that he's a tight @rse LOL
2007-10-04 06:24:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Fidgety fingers sssoooo glad I'm not in your shoes when Smila and Jim Jnr gets hold off you,you gonna pay heavy,lol still laughing so have a star.
2007-10-03 18:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haahahaahahahaha roflmfto ....wait till smila see's this one, naughty fidget very very naughty, watch out for smila's revenge ...... pmsl
2007-10-03 17:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smila is just going to experience the feeling of being gay...lol
good luck buddy..
2007-10-04 13:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder we haven't heard from Smila for so long....
2007-10-04 03:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaa, sounds like one of my good days hahaha
2007-10-03 19:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 17:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! smila is gonna get you back for that.
hes not gonna let it go.
2007-10-03 17:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
OMG, so gross yet so hilarious!! Makes you feel kinda eeewwwwww all the while you're laughing =)
2007-10-03 22:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny
2007-10-03 20:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋