Can you send any pixs?
2007-10-03 09:53:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't advise it...
(sits down gingerly)
2007-10-03 10:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by K 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This I can answer yes. I am married and had been fighting Satan/myself over looking at porn on the internet. I had failed this several times in the week prior to this day. I was getting all worked up, getting nervous, fidgety and was getting to the point I was going to cave in. I said "Get thee behind me Satan." I did so several times. By third or fourth time, I felt better and I did not look at anything on the internet.
Yes, it does work but you MUST have faith, or it will fail.
Forgive me. I did not know you wanted sarcasm. It worked.
2007-10-03 17:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mark S 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no but god called satan a whiny little b itch.
"Satan goes and sees God in Heaven (which is occupied solely by Mormons); God calls Satan a p ussy himself for complaining about such a problem, saying to him, "You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel. And now you're a whiny little *****." God further tells Satan that he should dump them both and try to learn to appreciate himself before he tries to find a relationship."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probably_%28South_Park%29
2007-10-03 17:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a try, usually I just make him walk the dog and play a few rounds of Tekken with me. Dude sucks at Tekken.
2007-10-03 16:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by Erad 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That would have been me. Pix? Only if you beg really well.
2007-10-03 16:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was a phrase made up by TV Evangelists.
2007-10-03 16:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh a bunch of dirty thoughts just filled my head.
2007-10-03 16:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried, "Get thee hence, foul demon!" But the cat just twitched his tail and proceeded to gnaw on me.
2007-10-03 16:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm hoping that the Jesus character didn't literally mean it.
2007-10-03 16:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by NONAME 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I prefer to say "Lead, follow, or get your *** out tha kitchen."
2007-10-03 16:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋