To add insult to injury, he left me for my nemesis, GARY BUSEY!!!
Is God punishing The Nolte? And if so, why? WHHHYYY????
*sobs*
2007-10-03 09:25:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well So-crates, The Sexy Nolte is the King of philandering dogs, so isn't it only appropriate he date other dogs?? *WOOF!!*
2007-10-03 09:30:32 · update #1
The Nolte still loves you, So-crates, and he always will. You were one of my first R&S friends! *sobs*
2007-10-03 09:31:37 · update #2
Well, Brandon, at least I still have you, my tattooed lover!
2007-10-03 09:32:52 · update #3
BwaHAHAHA, Grotty! Seems my sexy Jack chooses the irresistable Nolte over you!!
((((((((((JACK)))))))))))))))
Don't worry Grotty, you can always have So-crates after he dumps Busey poor oral skills. (LOL, Cornelius)
2007-10-03 09:55:41 · update #4
That should read "irresistible". Please forgive The Nolte's typos. Thoughts of what I will be doing to Jack and Brandon tonight, make it very difficult to type.
2007-10-03 10:00:10 · update #5
Ya ya ya...blame God for your CHEATING, PHILANDERING ways!!! I will not let you get away with this, Nolte. Youve broken my heart, sleeping around with others that are DOGS!! As if Im not fugly enough for you??
Im leaving you for Busey because at least he has found Jesus and doesnt CHEAT on me! Thats not God punishing you - its ME!
2007-10-03 09:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I believe Busey qualifies as an ARCH nemesis. Agreed?
The establishment of harems does not get the offical God approval stamp. Shame on you, Nolte.
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2007-10-03 16:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I'm still here my Vidal Sassoon hero! God has Blessed you a hundred times over! Just make me Head of The Nolte's Harem, and I'll take care of everything. I'll make So crates change his name to So Long Crates.
2007-10-03 18:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't feel bad, Nolte. With teeth like that, Busey must give lousy head, so it serves Socrates right!
2007-10-03 16:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well Grotty left you too and has become a Vile Temptress in the employ of one called The Odd Job Man......you know.... the young, virile 62 year old master of ALL skills.
I think you are having a VERY BAD HAIR DAY.
2007-10-03 16:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Don't despair, Busey is sure to let So-crates down! He'll come back - with his staff between his legs!
2007-10-03 17:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel F 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Nolte, my love, worry not. You're with me and Socrates will certainly come back to get some more of me, so he'll return to you as well.
All are united in sin with Jack. ;)
2007-10-03 16:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
You guys have just made me cry like a baby....
You're a couple of fugly dudes, yet you deserve as much love as this little baby here....
(Now, I need some nipples to nibble upon...)
2007-10-03 16:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
There'll be a Bill or a Ted for you around the corner, just wait and see.
2007-10-03 16:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL, have you looked in the mirror lately dude? I mean, this So-crates dude, or whatever he is, isn't anything to look at either, but a comb does wonders.
2007-10-03 16:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jack 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋