2007-10-03 09:25:08 · 23 answers · asked by LordVader 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The real Jesus shows up on earth next riding a white horse so the scenario you suggest would obviously NOT be the Jesus from the Bible.
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2007-10-03 09:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wonder why Jesus would do that?
Anyway, he took off with it while it was critically low on gas, so I guess the joke's on him on the end when the car's out of gas, and I've called the police for both grand auto theft and the kidnaping of my wife.
If something like this happened, I'd become an atheist.
2007-10-06 19:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd figure it was cool, like he had some urgent son-of-God type business to do and both would be back intact in the morning.
The guy that mentioned the White Horse, now you could interpret that as a White Mustang Convertible fully loaded, you don't know, there's a lot of symbolism in the Bible.
2007-10-03 16:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd just key the remote that shuts off the engine and then hit the auto-eject button and watch the ejection seat blast him through the moon roof and onto the busy freeway in front of a speeding 18-wheeler.
2007-10-03 16:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a doubting Thomas(ina) I would require proof that the guy stealing my car and my b/f was Jesus. Only a driver's license and birth certificate would prove it to me--and THAT I'd like to see!!! LMAO!
2007-10-03 16:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing in the Bible that says you can't chase him down, yell at him, and flip over all the tables in his temple.
Plus, if Jesus hits you out of anger, that would be a "get into heaven free" card right there!
2007-10-03 16:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Master C 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would be a little upset about the boyfriend thing but I would get a new car out of the deal so i guess it evens out.
2007-10-03 16:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by mable3691214 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd test whether or not the cops believed he was Jesus.
2007-10-03 16:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by Erad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No my garderner is to stupid drive anything thats what he has a push lawn mower. Jesus your thinking of never even existed so sorry.
2007-10-03 19:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd alert the authorities, and I'd presume he was heading back to Mexico. I'd try to get him stopped before he reached the border, so I could retrieve my car AND my gf.
2007-10-03 16:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋