2007-10-03 09:23:37 · 24 answers · asked by LordVader 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd duck.
2007-10-03 09:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that all depends on if i was in a dream or not. because other wise, he would have to come back again and then it would be the revelations time period, so no probably not because that is not correct, jesus would never kick or hurt anyone.
2007-10-03 09:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by Nemo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont have fast enough reflexes, but if Jesus kicked me I would run and tell MOther Mary
2007-10-03 09:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's kicked me around a few times and he's been too fast for me to block him.
2007-10-03 09:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe in God, but this was silly as hell. Hehe. Um..I would probably have a heart attack if Jesus tried to kick me.
2007-10-03 09:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ludicrous
2007-10-03 09:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never. He has kicked me in the butt a few times in order to set me straight.
2007-10-03 09:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by Gipsyfire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the real question is " what would Chuck Norris do if Jesus tried to kick him?"
we all know the answer to that one
2007-10-03 09:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by Hockey_star104 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lord Vader your pic is upside down. ok my answer to your question ..hell yeah i would..i would not stand there and let anyone kick me so if jesus was alive today i would drop kick him if he attacked me first..
2007-10-03 09:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by mindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he existed and I lived at the same time he did...I'd probably wait for him to kick me, so I could kick the crap out of him.
2007-10-03 09:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and then I'd aim a swift kick with my combat boot at his groin!
2007-10-03 09:49:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋