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After Jesus broke my ac and flooded my car I pulled back the carpet and found a Jesus fish logo thing under it.

My girlfriend says I should put it on my car.

Should I break up with her?

2007-10-03 08:44:49 · 18 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

She wants to make you look stupid, so other girls won't be attracted to you.

2007-10-03 08:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Morey000 7 · 5 2

Perhaps to express to others you are a Christian? If you put it on your car and you are not, it is meaningless. Jesus didn't break anything and certainly caused no flood. The rain falls on the just and the unjust, the Bible says. Do as you like. But, where do you stand on the day of Judgment?

2007-10-03 09:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by johndpayne 2 · 1 0

Maybe its a sign that Jesus wanted you to find the fish. Perhaps you should become a Sushi Chef or A Fish Monger.

2007-10-03 08:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

the place does the fish come from? apart from the “fisher’s of adult adult males” language and the feeding the multitude miracles, the fish address added meaning throughout Roman persecution. Nero began “state subsidized” persecution of Christians yet that grow to be frequently cenetered around Rome. It wasn’t truly till Domitian (reigned eighty one-86AD) and Trajan (reigned ninety 8-117AD) that state subsidized persecution of Christians grow to be carried for the duration of the empire. throughout those cases (and different cases of persecution) Christians would use the fish as a variety of password. while human beings have been given mutually and had to be certain yet another person grow to be a Christian they'd entice arc (interior the sand or of their pudding, despite) and if the different person grow to be a Christian, they'd draw an opposite arc to end the fish. - ?????? - Jesus ? - ??????? - Christ ? - ???? - God ? - ???? - son ? - ????? - savior So “fish” or “?????” took on new meaning as an acronym: Jesus Christ, God’s son, savior. and surely SAING THAT WE R CHRISTIANS contain MAKING OURSELVES "SERVANTS" of alternative persons.... as JEsus stated... Mathew 18, a million-5.10 a million a million at that element the disciples 2 approached Jesus and stated, "who's the excellent interior the dominion of heaven?" 2 He called a toddler over, located it of their midst, 3 and stated, "Amen, I say to you, till you change and grow to be like babies, 3 you will not enter the dominion of heaven. 4 Whoever humbles himself like this toddler is the excellent interior the dominion of heaven. i desire that solutions ur question..

2016-10-20 22:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Your broad's just markin her territory, man. Like how they eventually start dressing you like a kid or, if you're single, leave hair pins or sparkly cell phone cases or some other girly crap at your place so that other chicks see it. It's all in the same boat.

Morey's going in the right direction, up there.

2007-10-03 08:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 1 1

Maybe she's a Christian...

You'd think of breaking up with her just because she's a Christian?

2007-10-03 09:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you should put your foot down and show her who's boss. Chicks like that kind of stuff.

2007-10-03 08:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

maybe your the newage noah and god thought your car was the ark.

and yes your girl is c-c-c-c-crazyyyyyyyyyyyy

2007-10-03 08:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by Hockey_star104 2 · 4 1

hahahaha.

Well, if you want it on your car, then no.
If you dont want it on your car and she lets up, then no.
If you dont want it on your car and she won't let up, then yes.

2007-10-03 08:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

tell Jesus that since he broke it, he should fix it.

2007-10-03 08:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 5 1

It's a sign from Noah. I wouldn't use it.

2007-10-03 08:47:34 · answer #11 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 4 2

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