Its worth spending the points!
2007-10-03 08:36:06 · 11 answers · asked by karen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHEN YOU SAY do keep up! Did you mean with the Dish and the Spoon, cos I've only got my flip flops on and you should See How They Run!
2007-10-03 08:48:17 · update #1
Because the knife had already gotten the fork out of there.
2007-10-03 08:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
With a ping and a pang the fiddle-strings broke!
the cow jumped over the Moon,
And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the Saturday dish went off at a run
with the silver Sunday spoon.
2007-10-03 08:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Presumably, they always return but one night they ran off together and never returned. Hey, Diddle Diddle.
Perhaps the spoon wanted a satellite hook up
2007-10-03 08:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the spoon, unlike the knife was a real man, yet gentle in bed without a blade... so ya...
2007-10-03 08:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully they went off to find me some ice cream!
2007-10-03 08:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Black♥ of the †oxic faerie †ales 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, of all of them that ran away, the knife was the only one that made it big. His name was Mack.
2007-10-03 08:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it couldn't handle the responsibility of all the children and a wife
2007-10-03 09:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the dog laughed???
2007-10-03 08:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause they belong together.
2007-10-03 08:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
medication time
methinks
2007-10-03 08:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋