A guy is watching a game on TV, then, his youngest son walks in and asks him: "How much does my weiner weight, daddy?"
The man answers: "I don't know and I don't care."
The boy, desperate for an answer, pulls his pants and his underwear down and shows his dad his "weiner."
The father starts laughing histerically and tells him: "That thing must weight like 10 grams, at most."
The kid replies: "Oh, and how much does yours weight, daddy?"
Then, the man's wife, who was overhearing the conversation, interrupted and said:
His weiner must weight like a ton, because, no matter how hard I try, I can't lift it with anything!
2007-10-03
08:26:44
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