A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!" "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
Trick or Treat
2007-10-03 08:15:39 · 37 answers · asked by Cherish 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
very funny! i like the way the punch line catches by surprise. (at least, it did me.)
2007-10-03 08:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by cliffordw hippiefied ol fart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Reminds me of a Halloween party I went to back when I was in college, I was the Nun and my date was a drunk Priest, with a flask of "holy water" (that he continued to drink!)
Boy, was that party a blast! But I had to take off my roller skates because the punch made my balance off kilter abit! Oh, did I mention I went as a pregnant Nun, and was on roller skates? LOL....sorry, but it was really fun skating down the street going to the party watching the reaction from the drivers and passengers driving by!
2007-10-03 08:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by ghstwarntx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HEY that is a good one. I bet that cab driver wont ask anyone else for a kiss.
2007-10-03 08:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Smile. Yes, that is funny and I will have to tell it to someone now. Very timely for this time of year. Funny, funny
2007-10-03 08:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tamara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that isn't the funniest joke i have ever heard but it is ok, i especially like the part about the nun really being Kevin lol
2007-10-03 08:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by TakeMeAway_x 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAhahaha thats a good one for halloween!
2007-10-03 08:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by M@caroni 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-10-03 08:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you and I love it. Keep posting longer and I will tell my friend about your joke. Lovely.
2007-10-03 08:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by ryladie99 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's pretty funny.
2007-10-03 08:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lOvE♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see this one coming. I love it!
2007-10-03 08:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋