2007-10-03 08:08:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're confusing two fairytales with each other.
One is much more realistic than the other. I mean, atleast gingerbread houses can exist.
2007-10-03 08:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 7⤋
OK Donkey! It was in Revelations...Chapter 23, Verses 1-22
"And there came a time when Jesus and his sister fell prey to one of the Witches of Satan disguised as an Angel of the Lord God. (2) Their journey was long and arduous through the Valley of the Dolls and both were depleted from their pilgrimage. (3) Hunger, thirst and weakness set upon them as a fog that covers the mountains. (4) Suddenly the "Angel" came down and lifted them from their place of rest to a dwelling of splendor and sweetness. (5) Jesus and his sister were awakened by the "Angel" who gave them nectar to refresh themselves and sweet bread to eat. (6) What place is this, Jesus asked? (7) The "Angel" suddenly whirled, twirled and twisted herself with such speed that it made Jesus' hair fall over His eyes. (8) His sister became wide-eyed from the wind the "Angel" created as she twirled. (9) Just as suddenly, the twirling, twisting and whirling ceased and there stood an apparition. (10) It was a Witch of Satan that hovered above them with a cackle that made Jesus realize that He and His sister had been duped! (11) As Jesus looked around, He instantly remembered the smell that had seemed so familiar to Him upon their entry. (13) Yes, they were in the Gingerbread House of the Wicked Witch of Sinai and were seemingly at her mercy. (14) Jesus looked upon His sisters face and told her not to fear. (15) The Witch, knowing they had eaten of the poisoned Gingerbread House and drank of the poisonous nectar of the Gurglefruit Tree, bided her time and cackled even louder than before. (16) Jesus then spoke in a tongue never before heard in this part of the world and suddenly the Witch started to melt. (17) The smell of fire and brimstone filled the Gingerbread House and hot molton dough lay steaming upon the earth. (18) Jesus' sister wept with joy and fanned the flames of Satan in his last hour for THIS was his last incarnation! (19) Jesus arose and took his sister's hand as they both jumped over the Witches broom to safety knowing they were forever free of Satan's threat on earth. (20) Suddenly they heard a shepherd in the fields below singing his songs to the sheep he watched over by day. (21) Ding, Dong, the Witch is dead to which they asked, Which old Witch?, The Wicked Witch came the reply. (22) And then there was peace and prosperity upon the land for 20 and 2 years hence."
2007-10-03 09:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by Chris B 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol...communicate approximately making me snort like loopy i think of you are going to be joking, yet im going to respond to any way Its not interior the bible, that's a grimm brothers fairytale called Hansal and Gretel.
2016-10-20 22:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Book of Grimm, Chapter 4 Verse 25:
The children were taken into the house of the evil sorceress as punishment for consuming sweets before dinner and without brushing their teeth afterward.
2007-10-03 08:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Hansel 3:52
2007-10-03 08:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
dead sea scrolls baby
first page suppose to say all characters in this book are fictitious
well I never been allowed to read the scrolls but I wounder what would happen if the first page was true
"oh and the sister marrys a muffin man you know the muffin man"
2007-10-03 08:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thank you for the post....this is the reason why people need to study the Bible on a regular basis. So they don't end up embarrassing themselves with these kinds of questions.
2007-10-03 08:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
The Book of Wonka, Chap 6, Verse 8: "Lo, Jesus and little Jesalina were sore afflicted by the withered hands of the crone, and she sought to sacrifice them for their consumption of her wainscoting."
2007-10-03 08:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 5⤋
Dang, I missed that one Hon. Let me know if you find it.
2007-10-03 08:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, we all know you are being silly, but, the Bible does warn against association with witches and fortune tellers (seriously) so there, you have learned something whether you like it or not !!!
2007-10-03 08:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by victorschool1 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋