A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
2007-10-03 07:41:44 · 25 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yyyaaakkkkiiii!!! ha ha ha...my day is complete again. more stars for you baby.
2007-10-03 19:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by poorguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rashid, what the hell is the point in your existence? Either way, Energy drinks usually contain a tonne of sugar, especially the cheaper no brand energy drinks. I think 1 a day is pretty much tolerable, but even then you're consuming a lot of sugar, in excess of what you should be. If you exercise regularly this shouldn't be a problem, if you don't, just cut back a little, it all helps.
2016-05-19 23:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by angela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and Original!! Stars
2007-10-03 07:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got to have a star for that one girl. Very good
2007-10-03 08:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so cruel making me laugh like that with tonsilitis!
2007-10-03 08:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by karen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha pmsl, think i need that mop and bucket myself now hun!!!
2007-10-03 09:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-10-03 09:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
even though it bought tears to my eyes
2007-10-03 09:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omfg lmfao aaahhhhhhhhhhhh ha hah aha whewww!!!!
2007-10-03 08:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have a star
2007-10-03 08:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋