2007-10-03 07:15:35 · 29 answers · asked by IIIxKrazy 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Tattoos
How do you spell that again?
Wow, look at all that blood!
You are my first paying client!!
2007-10-03 07:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by tatt_bratt 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
1- Bet You Cant Tell I've Never Done This Before
2- Eagle?? I Thought You Said Beagle
3- We're All Out Of Blue So I've Used Green
4 - I'll Need A Sharp Needle This Time
5 - Theres Two O's In Bob Right?
6 - I Hate Having Hiccups
7- I've Run Outta Room, I Cant Fit The Last Letter In
8- Whoops, Thats Wrong...
9- If The Colour Falls Out, Its Your Fault
10- Im Not Even A Tattooist
There My Top Ten!
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2007-10-03 15:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well everyones done the sounds they wouldnt want to hear from the tattooist so i'm gonna do my top 10 from other people: (no specific order)
1.does it hurt? does it hurt? does it hurt? (while your friend is jabbing you in the side)
2. by the way i've cheeted on you with your mother/father
3. baby screaming its head off
4. a strange mecanical clunk from the needle machine........
5. small child : why has that guy/girl got a willy on her?
6. a phone call --> makes you jump. or --> the one you have been waiting for for a month
7. the sound of your friend going "you know wht i think your other design would of looked better" or "i didn't knw thats where your were gettinging it.. bit of a slag tag isnt it?"
8.Is that bit ment to look like that?
9. my mate (of the opposite sex - or same ) got this exact thing done 3 days ago.
10. use ur own imagination as i cant think ov ne more lmao
2007-10-03 21:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Its ok, I've only used this needle on someone else and they didn't look like they had HIV
2. Oops
3. I never manage to make these lines straight!
4. How exciting, this is your first tattoo and this is the first time I've done one!
5. Don't worry, it only feels like a million needles poking into you
6. Pass me that bottle of [insert name of spirit here]
7. You wouldn't think I was drunk would you
8. I didn't like your idea, so I freehanded a different one for you
2007-10-04 14:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by sparkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one word that would freak me out instantly for either a piercing or a tattoo is "oops". I mean come on ... if you are thinking that keep it to yourself! It's never good when someone says oops but more so when they are doing something to your body.
2007-10-03 21:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by ~Les~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pass that dro....
What did you say? I thought you said Rob... Oh so it's Bob...
This tat. wont hurt one bit...
I've used this needle ALL day, it's saved me all kinds of money!
Time is money, and money is time, so i'm only giving you half of your tattoo.
Pass me that beer, on your left... err i mean my left. Whoops!
My hand feel's shakey, but don't worry it'll look good far away!
This tattoo don't suit your personality, stop tryin to be a G. lol
2007-10-03 15:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was out of needles this morning, but man, good thing we still had one left in the sharps container!
2007-10-03 16:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn - I'm out of black - so I used green.
I think it's really great of you to let me practice.
Goose? Oh ... I think I can make that L into a G.
Uncontrollable laughter.
2007-10-03 18:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by andijxo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is Bill, he's new and he'll be doing your tattoo.
this is going to hurt.
i need a cigerette break.
can you pass me a beer?
are you sure you want "this" tattoo?
not bad for my second tattoo.
ah my hangover is really bothering me.
2007-10-03 14:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I'm supposed to use a new needle for each person?!
2007-10-03 14:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by misschaos6515 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's going to sag someday
2007-10-03 14:29:24 · answer #11 · answered by melly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋