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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?

"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'."

"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'.

I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'.

So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."

"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"

2007-10-03 05:44:40 · 9 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hahaha that's funny I'll give you a star so my friends can read this.

2007-10-04 07:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1 0

Hi Chucky im Argenta wanna Play , they tell me your pretty good at joking , not a bad that 4 me , know any 1s about Green hair , you crazy Doll ,!!

2007-10-04 04:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha nice

2007-10-04 13:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Truth-hurts-sometimes 4 · 1 0

ha ha nice 1

2007-10-03 14:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tilly 6 · 1 0

hey what if the doctor was a proctologist i bet he wouldn't have a problem with "or what" if you know what i mean=D

2007-10-03 15:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha

2007-10-03 13:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by t. B 5 · 1 0

hahaha good one, thx

2007-10-03 13:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1 0

hahah...that was splendid

2007-10-03 15:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 1 0

ah haha. love it! :-D

2007-10-03 17:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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