2007-10-03 05:08:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He doesn't drive--he carpools. Old Nick is at the wheel.
2007-10-03 05:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Michael M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A maroon 1991 Ford Taurus with the Traveling Wilburys blaring from the tape deck.
2007-10-03 12:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If God needed to drive a car, it would not be something conspicuous or pretentious.
I find that those who think themselves gods, drive cars that compensate for all that they lack.
What kind of car do you drive?
2007-10-03 12:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kathi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God doesn't drive...
He rides a skateboard that flies through the air with the greatest of ease...
And He'll pick you up if you say...
"Pretty Please..."
(or if you stick your thumb out and say..."Cowabunga! Big Bang Baby!")
2007-10-03 12:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had heard that God drove Adam and Eve out of Eden in a Fury.
2007-10-03 12:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
He drives a clowdly whithe mstang gt 500 with two sky blue stripes on it
2007-10-03 12:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Juan mym 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I know one preacher that says he flies a flying saucer.
He is serious too.Ezekiel 1:4,5 is the scripture he uses...
I am not making fun of him just letting you know!
2007-10-03 12:30:16 · answer #7 · answered by mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He DRIVES MINE, WHEN I AM IN IT. (SL 400 Lexus)
(smile) In Fact, I have a Bumper sticker that reads: "Let JESUS Take The Wheel:.!
2007-10-03 12:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Could it be the Pope Mobile?
Of course since you used a small letter g, you may be referring to all the drivers out there that think they are god.
2007-10-03 12:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by Fred F 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
God doesn't drive a car ... God doesn't live in this universe, and 'cars' are in this universe. God may use some form of 'transportation' that is common in his universe (the one we have named Heaven), but we won't know if or what that is until we are there ... and then we'll learn the rest of the story.
2007-10-03 12:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋