So George Dubya Bush dies and goes to hell (of course). The devil meets him and says, ok Dub, good to see you again, now I have your soul for all time. The good news is that hell is a kindler, gentler place these days ... we let you choos your own punishment.
Behind this series of doors are a series of punishments, each a little different. Choose the one you want.
Well, GW replies, "That's mighty kind of you ole buddy ..." and proceeds to open door after door, each with a more horrible, disgusting punishment.
Finally after about 1000 doors, GW comes upon Bill Clinton, who is getting a hummer from of all people ... Marylin Monroe.
Bush says: "Well, that seems like a decent one buddy, I'll take that.
The Devil replies: "Are you sure George my friend, don't forget this will go on forever..."
Bush: "I am ready for my punishment, your holiness"
So the devil taps Marylin on the shoulder and says:" OK Marylin, you are relieved ..."
2007-10-03 04:52:26 · 7 answers · asked by really_dirty_sanchez 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-03 10:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny - but as a Brit I didn't get the 'hummer' reference straight away. I thought you guys called them head jobs?
2007-10-03 12:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it is fairly subscriptive of what George deserves, but this joke was old when LBJ was President. Probably when John Adams was Prez too.
2007-10-03 11:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 12:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol too good for him
2007-10-03 12:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh was that good!!! starred!!!
2007-10-03 12:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, thanks for posting.
2007-10-03 14:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋