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you can't count on jesus for anything, look at the current war. if jesus could be counted on, wouldn't less soldiers die?

Wouldn't bush get eaten by wolves or something?

Rambo all the way!!!!

oh, and jesus couldn't carry a minigun.

2007-10-03 04:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Since Jesus is a biblical myth I would take Rambo. The Jews are self acclaimed "gods chosen people" and they think Jesus was no more than a profit.There is overwhelming proof that Jesus was married and had several children. But of course if Christians started to believe that it would stand Christianity on its head. All the churches would go broke and the catholics would lose all their world wide power. All priest would be forced to come out of the closet and their close knit relationship with alter boys would come to a screeching halt. WE JUST CANT HAVE THAT! People all over the world would realize the Christians have been brainwashing them and would retaliate. Baptist preachers would starve because if they aren't scamming you they wont have any income. You keep Jesus me and Rambo will protect you both.

2007-10-03 11:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by chuck t 4 · 4 0

No disrespect to either character, but I'd go with Rambo, Jesus was too much of a pacifist; but, if the fight was in a temple over sinful practices, maybe Jesus would be best.

2007-10-03 11:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 5 1

Jesus would probably just smile and say go for it to the bad guys. Rambo would probably be flexing his muscles and forget he was there to watch your back. So neither of those guys would be who I would want watching my back. I'd take a real NAVY SEAL or SAS or SBS commando over any others.

2007-10-03 11:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Chuck Norris, mabe Lorenzo Lamas. Rambo is getting old, and Jesus will just turn around and show his cheeks.

2007-10-03 11:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Jesus has been dead for two thousand years . Rambo is a fictitious character .I guess I'm on my own .

2007-10-03 11:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I'd prfer Sigourney Weaver as Lt. Ripley.

Rawwr!

2007-10-06 19:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Someone real. Which would mean neither.

Not a Blackwater merc, either.

I'd go for a well trained US soldier in that event. And I'd do my best to hold up my end of the deal.

2007-10-03 11:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Stallone, at least he is still alive. Not much a ghost can do for me to cover my back and Rambo is just Stallone in make up but at least he be able to watch my back being alive and all.

2007-10-03 11:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Legend Gates Shotokan Karate 7 · 4 3

Luke Skywalker

2007-10-03 11:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by DaveFrehley 3 · 6 2

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