Some monkeys are climbing up,some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but asses.
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A man and woman are lying in bed after a dissappointing bout of sex."You've got a very small organ",says the woman.The man replies,"Well I didn't know I'd be playing in the Albert Hall."
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A man says to his wife,"You know what,2inches more and I'd be King."She replies,"Two inches less and you'd be Queen".
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The 3words most hated by men during sex:"Are you done?"The 3words most hated by woman during sex,"Honey,I'm home."
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What did the Essex girl say when she found out she was pregant?
"I wonder if it's mine?"
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What did St.Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of Ierlan?
"Are yis all right in the back there,lads?"
Now thats me for this evening,enjoy and star if you like it,Ta.
2007-10-03 04:20:40 · 4 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good am glad u gone for the nite my jaws are killing me!!!
2007-10-03 04:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.
2007-10-03 04:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao these were good ones, thx
2007-10-03 05:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Funny, thanks for posting!
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2007-10-03 07:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋