A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive barmitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the father.
"I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.
"And what did he say?" pressed the father.
"God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "
2007-10-03 04:00:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, Jonsey, how about some more please?
2007-10-03 04:11:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you feel your husband is that irresponsible then why are you even trusting him to watch your children? You two should be able to have a discussion about this and come to an understanding without ending up arguing. Make suggestions such as making sure the kids are okay first and then setting a specific time for your husband to get on the computer IF he absolutely has to. He can put the computer in a position as to where the kids can't see the screen and tell them not to approach that area until he has turned the monitor off. His priority should be watching the children and if it isn't perhaps you should find another childcare provider. I'd wonder why he's looking at porn obsessively in the first place.
2016-05-19 22:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-03 05:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really cute! The trolls will be beating down your door for this one though! Here's my star.
2007-10-03 04:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God loves the dogs.
2007-10-03 05:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey im jewish! but its a bit funny
2007-10-03 09:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the kind of ammunition an atheist like me needs.
Thanx.
2007-10-03 04:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by billy b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Star for u!!
2007-10-03 04:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Valerie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, that was a good one, but at first i did not get it, but then i got my head out from my @$$ and realized what it meant. thanks yet again for sharing another funny joke. here is a star for you.
2007-10-03 08:59:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!! A star 4 u!!
2007-10-03 10:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.. star for you!
2007-10-03 08:55:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋