It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
2007-10-03 03:50:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
billy b like the parrot, deceased!!
2007-10-03 04:01:29 · update #1
Absolutely hillarious. Great. lol hahahahahah
2007-10-03 10:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bad boy hubby,quite funny tho.........here another one for a zoo. I went to a zoo the other day.It was not a very good zoo.It only had a dog in it.It was a sh*tzoo !!!
2016-05-19 22:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When they got her out of the cage and into hospital her friend came to visit, are you hurt she asked.
Of course I am he hasn't written or even sent a card from the zoo.
2007-10-03 05:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by jayjay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good made me smile after long day at work ty have a star
2007-10-03 03:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by yorkgirl76 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - definitely worth a star!
2007-10-03 04:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!! Top joke. laughed and laughed at that.
Have a star.lol
2007-10-03 03:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker no8 keep em coming!!star!!
2007-10-03 05:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao
how's No7 getting on?
2007-10-03 03:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow Is that really what we do HEHE
2007-10-03 03:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaah brill. have a star
2007-10-03 03:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋