2007-10-03 03:41:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I can tell you from experience because I was in a similar situation a few months back. Only instead of Jesus and a helicopter it was Santa Clause and eight tiny reindeer.
I just ignored him because I knew it was simply a figment of his imagination and you don't want to encourage these people .
2007-10-03 04:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's out of my hands, and I can't get a helicopter. If this is the real Jesus this crisis would have never happened.
2007-10-06 12:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rebel. Tell him that there are easier ways of aquiring a helicopter that threatning an imaginary 2000 year old skeleton with a gun. Join the air force and steal one, or become a playboy bunny and borrow hugh hefner's.
2007-10-03 03:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Depends. What does he want the helicopter for?
2007-10-03 03:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Cathy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus died some 2,000 years ago, so a bullet would be rather an empty threat, don't you think?
2007-10-03 04:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a-Jesus wouldnt be here
b- Jesus would let him kill him
c- the gun man would probally die in his spot
d-Jesus would just give him the helicopter
2007-10-03 03:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shoot Jesus, take him out of the equation.
2007-10-03 03:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What can I do. hmmm. Shot the gunman right in his forehead! lol
2007-10-03 03:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell him to pull the trigger. It's not as if he can kill Jesus anyhow.
2007-10-03 03:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Laugh at the fool.
2007-10-03 03:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋