As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.
Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's opinion. they found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.
Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:
I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.
These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.
Love,
Charlie
2007-10-03 03:41:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was a great one, thanks so much for sharing, i definitely will not argue against a laugh like that ever. thanks again and enjoy your star *.
2007-10-03 04:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny.
2007-10-03 10:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by jacks 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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thats very hilarious i just fall down from my chair l
and still laughing
this is very good
an excelent joke
i like it
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1star for u
2007-10-04 02:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by vicky vicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
explain the situation, the gal must have some kind of a sense of humor, they can both laugh about it
2007-10-03 10:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by Carole 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it! Reminds me of this story:
http://blog.aarondodd.com/2006/02/wrong-address.html
2007-10-03 10:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Serena 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
See. Now that's just good old fashioned hilarious.
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btw - enlarged your pic and you got gorgeous eyes.
Does that make me weird??
2007-10-03 10:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My birthday is on Valentines day.......... T-T would so suck if that happened to me!
2007-10-03 11:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not funny its silly
2007-10-03 10:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by Arshiya Y 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny one :) !!!
2007-10-03 10:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks for the laugh!
2007-10-03 10:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by Tasha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋