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Please feel free to replace "god" with your particular brand of deity.

2007-10-03 03:36:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Santa claus would be able to terrorize everyone, god is the only thing that keeps the evil santa under control.

2007-10-03 03:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Seargent Gork 3 · 2 2

God was never born,he always was,and always will be.He is the Alpha,the Omega.
You might be thinking of Jesus,Marys son,the 1 whom was made pregnant by Holy Spirit.
In this case,for Jesus to travel back in time he would simply return to the heavens from which he came,as he was an angel in the heavens along side God and other angels such as Saint Lucifer(Satin).

2007-10-03 03:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God did not Need a Mother! He tells YOU who He Is....."I AM ,,THAT I AM. > And In the Beginning God Created the Heavens and The Earth. Genesis 1:1
# 27. So GOD CREATED Man In His OWN Image;, Male and Female He Created Them.

GOD is THE " CREATOR " Of OUR UNIVERSE AND MAN.

2007-10-03 03:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 0 0

well when i was about 9 i started douting that god was real and when i turned about 13 i became a wiccan/Pagan but about 4 months i told my family that i was and they took me to the chapel and the priest almost drowned me in holy water to try and cure me of my filth after that i left and never returned and now i have a good job and a house with 3 dogs and my best friend as a roommate best desition i ever made but i got really lucky though

2016-05-19 22:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

God had a Mom and was born?

Not quite sure that is the way it happened

2007-10-03 03:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

In the beginning was God, He wasn't born or created, so your question is invalid.

2007-10-03 03:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

God dont have mom

2007-10-03 03:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God is God and doesn't have a mom. He just is.

2007-10-03 03:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Humphrey created God... and Humphrey isn't female.

Humphrey is omnipotence SQUARED!

2007-10-03 03:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lucid Interrogator 5 · 1 1

Now god cant time travel either???

I believe that god evolved from monkey gods...

2007-10-03 03:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Skip S 2 · 1 2

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