It would be wonderful if it was as easy as clicking a few keys.
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see...I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called...
2007-10-03 03:28:22 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love...
2007-10-03 03:32:01 · update #1
...Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and
empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet.
2007-10-03 03:34:08 · update #2
...They will in turn share it with
others and return some cool modules back to you.
2007-10-03 03:34:55 · update #3
So thanks so much, (so far :-) A friend sent it to me.
I am in West Aus and am on dial-up!Berachah, be nice to make your aquaintance I'm sure*
2007-10-03 04:44:15 · update #4
Wow! You rock. Same old things in a newer and easily absorbable way. Step by step. Thanks you kinda cheered me up
2007-10-03 03:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by e t 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You know how long that would take if you had dial up?
Dial up??? What's that?
EDIT: I've been here the entire time. My other account is Bella * Purnima. I've been trying to add people as I see them.
Don't be surprised if you get a new contact!!!
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2007-10-03 11:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay..even I, being the complete and utter purveyor of all things mushy, cutsie and sentimental find this bit o fluff just a wee tad over the top...cringingly contrived and somewhat idiotic. Do they have tech support for eliminating the silliness factor from R&S postings? Cuz this sure could use some help...Love in Christ, ~J~
2007-10-03 10:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
How long did it take you to come up with that script?
Ha ha hahaha, this is better than the scripts I use at work.
If anyone here works at a cal center you should agree to it.
2007-10-03 21:34:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looking for love thinking it is more important in life causes most girls loose virginity in young age, pregnancies and their lives are affected very badly. They suffer lot of mental abuse for this stupid desire.
Islam concentrates in educating girls, and protecting them from derailing and falling into hands of boys until they are mature enough. Then they are highly valued girls and who ever marrys them love them any way because they marry them for their inner beauty.
Prophet Mohammad said that any Muslim who raise two decent daughters with knowledge of Islam and they are good practicing Muslimahs, Allah will forgives all sins of their parents and will send them to heaven for raising such a daughters. That is why Muslim parents do lots of sacrifices in raising their daughters and protect them from all possible evils that might happen to them if they let them wander loose.
with all kinds of boys. Most of Muslim girls are virgins at the time of their marriages because never let them go out without shapron. And such girls are considerd JEWLS OF FAMILY.
2007-10-03 11:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by majeed3245 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It takes me 2 hours of wait to access tech support where i am at!
2007-10-03 10:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I'd say, "pass it on, girl!!!"
That's one of the best programs I've heard in a very long time!
You've got a wonderful imagination.
(I mean, in your storyline.)
Now, if we could all follow such instructions,
imagine how much simpler life might be.
God bless you! And thanks for the smile.
May we all find such love. (Thank you, God.)
2007-10-03 10:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by C Sunshine 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love it! What a creative way to prove a point!
2007-10-03 17:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by Petina 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. NOW I get it!!!
Good customer care!!
2007-10-03 11:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute! :))
Berachah!!! Where have you been girl???? I missed you....just wait till I tell Beano!! LOL
2007-10-03 11:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Hawt Richard loves Peace Yo 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋